Why, hello there world. This is me, Miss Fire (hardy har, I am just so damn original!). Nice to meet you!
So, I hear blogging is good for the soul. I have one of those, despite numerous rumours. I've also heard that blogging is good for aspiring-but-lazy-ass-lacking-in-motivation writers. I'm one of those as well.
I might have a problem with the above though, since I definitely had to look up how to spell 'meringue' for the title. What the hell kind of word is that anyway? Meringue. Nope, totally does NOT sound like it's spelled. That rule was a lie mother, I am very disappointed in your spelling teachings. And grammar teachings. Hoo boy.
Lets start this again shall we? Hi world!
I shall start with a small introduction of myself, since that seems polite.
I am a young lady in the prime of my life, working a shitty job to provide for my few obsessions - horses, adventuring with my friends, and ogling sexy men.
I live in the middle of bumduck no-where, which I greatly approve of. Neighbors are for lame people. I also live with my parents still, which though acceptable, can also be very frustrating. Very. (I love you mommy and daddy...really)
Basically I like to think of my existence much the same as lemon meringue pie. I am made up of a few key ingredients; my friends and family are my crust, they give me my shape and keep me from falling apart. Things that happen to me are the filling, a little sour on their own, but they gives me a little zest in life. And the meringue? That's the few and far between fluffy moments of my life. Like saving a kitten, or helping a stranger or seeing something being born. That's the more normal and plain side to my life, which not everybody else likes, but I personally quite appreciate.
What else about me? Meh, not much. Go click that perky looking 'About Me!' on my page if you're interested.
So yes, we are all introduced. What about you World? Any interests?
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anybody?
No? No.
Okay, well that's it for today then folks.
Just be warned, random updates may or may not follow this. I like to leave little life lessons littered all about the interwebs (side note: there are so many 'L's in that sentence! There's a word for that...)
Today's life lesson for you all - Do NOT inhale toothpaste.
No seriously, I almost died. I was just innocently brushing my teeth, breathed in like I swear I have done every other time I brush my teeth, and BAM! toothpaste in my lungs.
It burned like a mothertrucker, and for a good five minutes my only thought process was 'I'm going to puke, I can't breathe can't breathe gonna die gonna faint gonna puke cant breathe AIR SWEET AIR oh God it burns no no keep breathing gonna puke ow my lungs sweet Jesus-'.
All of this, repeated about ten times, whilst bent over my sink and gasping for air like an asthmatic that just ran 10k.
So, yes. Basically you just wasted the last five minutes of your life to learn that I almost died choking on toothpaste today.
Welcome to my little slice of crazy.
Good day.
MissFire
